My Anti-Bucket List
I was never aware of the anti-bucket list. I guess it's what you would never do in your lifetime. I've come up with a bit of ideas that popped up into my head and decided to write them down. All of these bullets have a good reason as to why they are on here. Some may be explained, but others are not. For example, I hate ranch because once, I was eating a chicken tender, and I set it down on my plate and my sister was messing with me and she dipped it in ranch and not paying attention, I ate it and started choking on it....Sooo yeah, I hate ranch, and my sister. So, here are a couple of things on my mind, I guess it would go something like this...
- I will NEVER go cliff diving! NEVER EVER! ( I barely learned how to dive in the deep end of a pool like over the summer! Sad right?)
- I will NEVER go to a soccer game. I feel like it is too boring, like, "Yay! Good job you scored a goal, now what?" It sounds rude but that's how I feel.
- I will NEVER eat a hamburger, even if I'm starving and almost dead. I just can't, I feel like I'm eating a cow that's still alive, and it's all greasy like Eww!
- I will NEVER eat large farm animals or anything partially made from them, unless I don't know they're there, because I have large farm animals and I feel like I'm eating them. And because I had pet goats that I named with my sisters, and one day, my dad's friends came over,picked one, and killed MY GOAT, which was a girl, in my backyard, with blood everywhere including on them, and I am scarred forever. It's like OMG NO! I can't.
- I will NEVER swim in the ocean. Sharks duhhh. Would you really risk the chances of being mauled? I know I wouldn't. And have you seen National Geographic, think about how many people have died that they know about, and then think about all of the people they don't know about.
- I will NEVER stop watching Swamp People. It's like my favorite show ever and I can't live without it. When it comes back on, you can catch me on the History channel every Thursday at 7:00. And it's like tradition with my dad since it started.
- I will NEVER drink from someone else's cup, OR let someone drink from my cup. It's kinda like uhhhh........no. I don't need no weird diseases from anybody.
- I will NEVER leave my animals by themselves for a long time. Not even for a day, I can't stand the fact that they are by themselves. And I've watched too much Pit Bulls and Parolees and Pit Boss to know to treat my animals way better and never take them for granted.
- I will NEVER let someone judge another person without being told anything. Especially if I know the person they're judging, ooooohhhhh you better believe that I will have something to say to you.
- I will NEVER fake feelings for something. If I like you, I like you. If I don't , I don't. Same for relationships. I've seen too many animals and people that have thought that they are cared about but really aren't, it's messed up.
- I will NEVER let someone use me. I'm not the answer key to any tests okay? Sooo......stop asking me what the answers are and figure it out for yourself.
- I will NEVER stop being myself. I'm not gonna change for you unless you make changes for me. UNLESS it will make me a better person, then there is an exception.
- I will NEVER eat ranch. It tastes so weird, I can't even explain it. Not on pizza, carrots, or salad....I prefer my salad plaaaaaiiin. Cause I'm a Plain Jane.
- I will NEVER stop believing in myself. I can achieve greatness if I want, when I want. So don't try bringing me down, it's not going to happen.
- I will NEVER not have the last word in a conversation. I just have to and you're going to have to deal. I'm a little stubborn (if you can't tell).
